perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
