That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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