I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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