i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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