my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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