You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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