Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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