This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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