I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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