This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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