idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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