Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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