she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
