I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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