You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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