this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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