My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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