i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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