Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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