lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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