Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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