I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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