this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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