I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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