haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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