Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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