Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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