Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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