I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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