please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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