i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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