I wanna bring you to show and tell
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
