"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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