i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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