I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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