Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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