Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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