Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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