There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
We have so much sex to catch up on
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.