My brain says no but my pants say off.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Okay so I just had a really great idea