What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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