My room smells like vodka and shame
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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