I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Fuck appropriateness.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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