these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm getting married
To pizza
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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