I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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