evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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