Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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