Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
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I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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