there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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