And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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