Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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