so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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