They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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